The best day of the year for Australia is upon us. Bring out the Two-Up, grab your inflatable swan, make sure you’ve got your Australia Day tats plastered on and lets begin.
You don’t have to celebrate by wearing nothing but pluggers, a wide brimmed cork hat and the Australian flag wrapped around your body – but it would certainly help.
You’re Australia-ing right
What you do need, though, are a few key essentials to ensure that your Australia Day really pays tribute to the land of the free; the best country in the world. Because there’s nothing worse than Post-AusDay-Regret.
AUSTRALIA DAY ESSENTIALS
only the best will do
2. Triple J Hottest 100
Have you voted?
50+ is not optional
NO ‘shrimp’ allowed.
bonus points for wickets that double as an esky
6. Waterproof Mascara
because there will be water and you will be in it.
7. Sea Salt Spray
beach hair or nothing.
8. Tanning oil
when you’re Australian but your skin looks decidedly British.
9. All your favourite people